Cauliflower Mashies

Hey y’all! Long time no post, I know. But it is because I have been doing research!

[read: I have been failing all over the place so that I have something interesting to write about for -you-!]

We’re gonna start with the more basic stuff and get into the more awesome stuff down the line, but let’s just say my skills have begun to grow beyond mere cooking and baking (though those are getting pretty good too!) and have entered the realm of… other stuff.

Cauliflower mashies! These babies taste fresh and light, and while they don’t quite mirror their brother the mashed potato in every way, they’re a darn good replacement, especially for those looking for some lighter fare now that it’s getting warmer outside.

These go great with brats and burgers, steak, certain tofu dishes, chicken… basically anything. They’re an awesome, versatile side and they’re super easy to make.

Also don’t rag on my food-tography. I was yelled at for not having any pictures of the stuff I make (because honestly I just always forget) so… enjoy it, or scorn it in silence!

You Will Need:

  • 1 stove
  • 1 large pot with lid
  • 1 colander that fits inside the aforementioned pot
  • 1 fork
  • 1 head of cauliflower
  • water

Step 1: Fill the bottom of the pot with water and balance the colander on the mouth of the pot. The bowl of the colander should go inside the pot, but the water in the pot should not be high enough to get into the holes of the colander. You’re going to be steaming your cauliflower!

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Step 2: Chop up your head of cauliflower. Discard the leaves, but otherwise it doesn’t really need to be pretty or cut a certain way, just as long as the pieces are large enough not to fall through the holes of your colander.

Step 3: Turn the burner under the pot on high and place your cauliflower choppings into the colander. Balance the lid over top of the colander.
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Step 4: Let your cauliflower bits steam until your fork can stab through them with very little resistance.

Step 5: Once your cauliflower is steamed properly, empty your pot of its water, shake the water from your cauliflower (over a sink preferably), and put your cauliflower bits directly into the pot.

Step 6: (Do this carefully if you have a teflon-coated pot as you don’t want to scratch it) Take up your mighty fork like the trident of Poseidon and mash the cauliflower. Add butter and pepper to taste, or whatever you do to fancy up your mashed potatoes.

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Step 7: Smash that mash and come back to tell us how it turned out!

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Thanks for reading, guys! As always, like, comment, share, subscribe! Keep your eyes open for more from Molly Stewart Living, coming soon.

-Molly

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Carrot Fries

Holy delicious, Batman. We have stumbled upon the cheapest, tastiest, fastest snack or side dish you have ever put in your face.

Carrot fries.

Let’s get right down to it, shall we?

What You Will Need

  • 1 oven
  • Carrots (the long kind, not baby carrots — I used like 6 or 7)
  • A carrot peeler or some other method of getting the yuck off of the outside of your carrots
  • A knife
  • A cookie sheet
  • Olive oil
  • Salt and pepper

Step 1:  Preheat your oven to 350 degrees.

Step 2: Wash and peel your carrots. If you do not know how to peel carrots, look here.

Step 3: Cut each carrot in half horizontally (so you have two slightly less long pieces of carrot), then length-wise until you have four to six (depending on the width of your carrot) thinnish carrot slivers. Arrange these so they’re scattered and somewhat flat on your cookie sheet.

Step 4: Drizzle carroty bits with olive oil, then add some salt and pepper and shake ’em around until all of your slivers are nice and coated. Pop them into the oven.

Step 5: Cook for 15-20 minutes, or until your carrot fries are crispy-but-not-burnt. Check on them every few minutes, they cook very fast and are easy to burn.

Step 6: Remove your delicious carrot fries from the oven, salt and pepper a bit more to taste, and enjoy the frick out of them.

So good.

Share/comment/like/subscribe, and thank you SO MUCH for reading!

Molly

Breakfast Cake!

Everyone’s favourite excuse for not eating breakfast (especially good-for-you breakfast) is lack of time/energy.

NO MORE EXCUSES. This is the easiest and cheapest thing in the world to do, you make it Sunday night and just cut and nuke another piece every day (pairs very well with a delicious glass of veggie juice!) If you find yourself with extra time one morning, scramble your slice up in a pan with some cheese or something.

The name is a little misleading, and the ingredients are super flexible. My recipe is gluten and lactose free, but you can add things like cheese and ground sausage or whatever else you want. Just…make sure to thoroughly cook any meat before you throw it in!

WHAT YOU WILL NEED

  • 1 bowl
  • 1 fork
  • 1 knife capable of chopping veggies
  • 1 cake or pie pan, or a small square baking pan…just make sure it’s smallish and the sides are high
  • 1 oven
  • Non-stick cooking spray (I use Pam baking spray)
  • 6 eggs – ~$1.50/dozen
  • water – free!
  • 1 each red and green bell pepper – ~$.30 each
  • frozen (or fresh– NOT canned, ew) peas – ~$2.00/bag
  • frozen (or fresh) broccoli – ~$2.00/bag
  • 1 quarter onion (cut it in half, then cut one of the halves in half, and put the rest in a ziploc in the fridge for use in something else) – ~$.10/piece
  • Some ground pepper

Step 1: Set your oven to 350 to preheat

Step 2: Chop your veggies up. Let me help, because this is something that I still struggle with, and make people like Bassvocals do at every opportunity so I don’t mess it up or cut my hand off.

Step 3: Crack all six eggs into your bowl and add a bit of water. Don’t drown it, just a splash or two of water will do. Take up your mighty fork and whip it around inside of the bowl until all of the tasty yellow yolks are broken and blended into the clear snot-like part of the egg. Now shake in some pepper.

Step 4: Take all of the veggies you just chopped up and dump them into your egg soup. Stir them up! (Note: I didn’t give an exact measure of peas or broccoli… just add however much you want. I usually add until it’s like there are more veggies than there is egg, but that’s me and you’re the one who has to eat it!)

Step 5: Spray your pan!

Step 6: Pour your eggaliciousness into the pan and stick it in the oven.

Step 7: Set your timer for 10-15 minutes. Check on your eggy cake after 10ish minutes– once it looks cooked and kinda puffy and is firm to the touch/warm all the way through in the center you should be good. If it starts browning on the edges just throw some foil on top until the rest is cooked.

Step 8: Let it cool a bit, then throw it in the fridge with some foil for consumption throughout the week, or dig in and share with your friends right away!

Nice and easy. Remember, you can add whatever you think will taste good. Try different combinations and report back with your findings!

Something else I’ve done in the past is pour the egg batter stuff into the cups of a greased cupcake tin and had mini egg pie things (like crustless quiche!) I prefer the egg cake method because I could never get the timing right for eggie cupcakes, but maybe you will have better luck.

Thanks for reading! Remember to like/comment/subscribe/share, and keep your eyes peeled from more from Molly Stewart Living.

-Molly